Chickens are hilarious. Ask any farmer and they’ll be quick to tell you how their farm has a full cast of characters, and of course, none are funnier than the chickens. Whether observed individually or in a flock, those feather brained birds can’t help but display their quirky little personalities. It’s no wonder so many sayings, puns, and one-liners have been inspired by chickens.
Telling chicken jokes is a great way to have good clean family fun with your kids. Kids are always looking for ways to be the center of attention. Give your kids (or kids at heart) quality comedic material that they can confidently present to any audience.
30 Chicken Jokes
Q. What do you call a bird who’s too afraid to fly?
A. A Chicken!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A. He was a double-crosser!
Q. What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A. An alarm cluck!
Q. What do you call someone who steals a chicken?
A. A chicken pot pirate!
Q. What sound does a negative rooster make?
A. Cock-a-doodle-don’t!
Q. Why did the chickens try to escape?
A. They felt cooped up!
Q. Why did the young rooster act like his dad?
A. Like feather, like son!
Q. Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
A. She was no spring chicken!
Q. Why don’t chickens like bossy roosters?
A. Because they ruffle their feathers!
Q. How do chickens leave the building?
A. They use the eggs-it!
Q. Why did Mozart dislike chickens?
A. Because all they ever say is “Bach-Bach-Bach-Bach”!
Q. What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A. A chick flick!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide!
Q. What day do chickens hate most?
A. Fry-day!
Q. What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A. An egg roll!
Q. How do chickens bake a cake?
A. From scratch!
Q. What kind of eggs does an evil hen lay?
A. Devlived eggs!
Q. What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A. Coop-cakes!
Q. Why did the Roman Chicken cross the road?
A. She was afraid someone would Caesar!
Q. What kind of plants do chickens grow on?
A. Eggplants!
Q. Why don’t chickens tell jokes to their eggs?
A. Because they might crack up!
Q. What do you call a chicken who can count her own eggs?
A. A mathemachicken!
Q. What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A. A chicken tender!
Q. What is a chicken racecar driver’s favorite part of the car?
A. The eggs-celerator!
Q. What do you call someone who knows everything about how chickens are born?
A. An eggs-pert!
Q. What do you do with a shy chick?
A. Try to get it to come out of it’s shell!
Q. How do chickens get stronger and stronger?
A. They eggs-ercise every day!
Q. Why can chickens jump higher than a house?
A. Because houses can’t jump!
Q. How do comedians like their eggs?
A. Funny-side up!
Free Printable Chicken Jokes
There are lots of ways that you can use these free printable chicken jokes. You can add them to love notes in your child’s lunchbox. Use them as ice breakers in group or office meetings. Add them to your family’s jar of dinner table games and activities. Teachers can add them to their classroom’s collection of “jokes of the day”. Print these chicken jokes, punch a hole in them, and use them as gift tags. These can also be printed for kids to use as joke trading cards that can shared with friends or classmates. However you use them, these chicken jokes will have you laughing all month long!
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