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40 Valentine’s Day Chicken Jokes for Kids (Free Printable!)

 

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Got a little comedian on your homestead? These 40 free printable Valentine’s Day Chicken Jokes for Kids are bound to elicit giggles sweeter than any piece of chocolate! From egg-citing punchlines to chirpy one-liners, these chicken-themed jokes will have the whole family cackling with joy. So, gather ’round the coop and get ready for a beak-full of laughter as we feather our nests with love and chuckles this Valentine’s Day!

40 Valentine's Day Chicken Jokes for Kids (Free Printable!)

40 Valentine’s Day Chicken Jokes for Kids

Q. What did one chicken say to the other on Valentine’s Day?

A. You’re eggs-actly the one I’ve been clucking for!

Q. What do you call a romantic chicken dinner?

A.  A lovely-dovey feast!

Q. What did the chicken say to its crush?

A. You make my heart beat like a drumstick!

Q. What did the mama hen say to her chicks on Valentine’s Day?

A. I love you all a whole lot, no matter how many feathers you’ve got!

Q. What do you call a pair of chickens in love?

A. A coop-le!

Q. What did the little chick say to its crush?

A. You’re eggs-tra special to me!

Q. What did the cat say to the chicken on Valentine’s Day?

A. You’re purr-fect!

Q. What did the chick say when it received a Valentine’s card?

A. This is eggs-actly what I wanted!

Q. What did the chickens say when they found a four-leaf clover on Valentine’s Day?

A. Looks like we’re cluck-y in love!

Q. What did the chicken do with art supplies at the Valentine’s party?

A. He cock-a-doodled-do!

Q. How did the rooster impress its crush at the Valentine’s Day party?

A. By showing the feather in his cap!

Q. How did the chicken complement its Valentine’s outfit?

A. You look egg-straordinary in those feathers!

Q. What did the chicken say to its Valentine during a dance?

A. Let’s do the cluck-and-strut!

Q. What did the chicken say when it received a box of chocolates on Valentine’s Day?

A. These are eggs-tra sweet, just like you!

Q. How did the chicken prepare for next year’s Valentine’s Day party?

A. She counted her chicks before they hatched!

Q. What did the chicken student say to the principal on Valentine’s Day?

A. Thanks for being the ‘eggs-emplary’ leader of our feathered school!

Q. What is a chicken’s favorite color on Valentine’s Day?

A. Rhode Island Red!

Q. What is the athletic rooster’s favorite activity to do on Valentine’s Day?

A. He loves to go on a chicken run!

Q. What did the chicken say to the duck on Valentine’s Day?

A. You quack me up, Valentine!

Q. How did the chicken impress its crush at the Valentine’s dance?

A. By doing the chicken cha-cha!

Q. What’s the chicken’s favorite love song?

A. It’s ‘Silly Love Songs’ by Wings!

Q. What did the teacher chicken say to the students on Valentine’s Day?

A. I’m ‘egg-cited’ to teach you!

Q. What did the chicken say to the Thanksgiving turkey on Valentine’s Day?

A. I’m thankful for you!

Q. What do chickens order for Valentine’s Day dessert?

A. Heart-shaped coop-cakes!

Q. How does a chicken invite someone to a Valentine’s lunch?

A. Join me for an eggs-tra special peck-nic!

Q. What kind of Valentine’s movies do chickens love to watch?

A. Chick flicks!

Q. How do chickens send love notes?

A. In hen-velopes!

Q. What do you call romantic chickens?

A. Lovebirds!

Q. Why did the chicken invite all the other farm animals to the Valentine’s party?

A. To have a barnyard bash!

Q. What did the little chick say to its Valentine?

A. You’re eggs-traordinary and I’m not yolking!

Q. How do chickens make spontaneous Valentine’s Day plans?

A. They wing it!

Q. What did the chicken say to the pig on February 14?

A. Happy Valen-swine’s Day!

Q. What do rhyming roosters say when they fall in love?

A. Cock-a-doodle-doo, I’m in love with you!

Q. Why did the chickens go out for a Valentine’s Day stroll?

A. They were feeling cooped up!

Q. What do chickens do at an awkward Valentine’s Day party?

A. They walk on eggshells!

Q. What does a rooster write on a Valentine’s Day card?

A. Chicken scratch!

Q. What did the chicken say when it received Valentine’s Day chocolates?

A. These are eggs-tra sweet, just like you!

Q. How did the sheep tell the chickens to get to the Valentine’s party?

A. Take an ewe-turn!

Q. What do you call two chickens in love?

A. Tweet-hearts!

Q. What did the pig write on the chicken’s V-day card?

A. Hogs and kisses!

Free Printable

Our free printable Valentine’s Day Chicken Jokes for Kids are not just your average punchlines; they’re versatile little nuggets of joy that can add a dash of humor to an otherwise dull day.

Whether you’re a parent looking to brighten your child’s chicken lunchbox notes, a teacher aiming to inject some humor into the classroom, someone on the lookout for quirky gift tags, or you’re looking to liven up the family dinner table, these chicken jokes have got you covered.

They can also be printed for kids to utilize as joke trading cards, which can be shared with friends or classmates. Regardless of the purpose, these chicken jokes are bound to keep you chuckling throughout the entire month!

Comment below to share your Valentine’s Day fun, favorite chicken jokes, puns, and sayings!

Let us know what kind of chicken fun you like to have on Valentine’s Day with the ones you love.

We are always looking for more chicken humor to add to our collection!

And if you’d like even more jokes for kids, check out our other kid-friendly chicken jokes!

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